Coffee ‘The Coffee Neurotic’ (formerly ‘Latte Blend’)

Briefly:

This coffee, like the person choosing it, is diverse, rich in flavors, charmingly chaotic, with a barely noticeable touch of neurotic acidity.

In Detail: 

Life happens, drink coffee!

If coffee were a personality, and personality were coffee, ‘The Coffee Neurotic’ would be the one that reveals itself anew with every sip, precisely selected blend of flavors and aromas that unfold with each taste.

This coffee, like a real character, is colorful, constantly surprising with its unpredictability, as if its soul is scattered in different directions. It constantly tries to control every step in coffee-making or in life, but it often leads to comical mishaps.

It’s like a coffee sommelier, able to detect subtle flavors that are unattainable to many, determining the origin and roasting of coffee beans solely by their aroma. It consumes coffee according to a carefully crafted schedule.

Spending too much time with ‘The Coffee Princess’ starts to wear on its nerves. It enjoys spending time with ‘The Coffee Brain’, which brings tranquility and significantly expands its knowledge.

Chaos (Intensity) – 8/8

Tension (Aroma) – 6/8

Clumsyness (Acidity) – 1/8

Detail (Toastiness) – 6/8

Characteristics: 

• Country: South America, Asia.
• Variety: 70% Arabica, 30% Robusta.
• Taste: Tastes like the bitterness of dark chocolate and hints of nuts.  
• It has a delicious aroma and a complex flavour.